unlike adult seals, baby seals are painfully aware that they were once land mammals, and must writhe around wretchedly beneath the agonizing weight of this incongruity until they can finally be reluctantly coaxed into the waves, at which point the ocean washes their souls clean of this knowledge like the blissful waters of lethe.
I’m selling my car, runs on ferns, good mileage, can put out mean sounds when you rev it up, came in purple (natural, not painted), built-in cup holder, and you get a free bird with it. Call me
